SS CONDOLEZZA RICE

If there's a god in heaven I pray she grant McCain the wisdom to pick Condolezza Rice as his running mate. Why, a supertanker, the

SS Condolezza Rice, was named after her by Chevron Oil. Later the name was changed to SS Altair Voyager. She never spoke up when she should have on national security issues and she remains a loyal Chimpy sycophant. Oh what a poster might look like! The good ship Lollypop! Go team, go!